pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

danielextra:

THINGS TO REGULATE…according to the GOP

bloggentime:

this always gives me chills. the movie is starting.

I pretend to have seizures…maybe that’s just me.

statedept:

Remarks
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Secretary of State
Ambassador’s Residence
Cairo, Egypt
July 15, 2012

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SECRETARY CLINTON: Well, first let me say how pleased I am to have this opportunity to visit with some longtime acquaintances and people I’ve known and people that I’ve met recently, and some new…

lolololololololol

exposingreligionblog:

The new testament bible is:

1. Written by mysterious and anonymous men.

2. Written by an unknown number of men (maybe-7-9)

3. Written in unknown places.

4. Written on unknown dates.

5. Altered by anonymous and unknown people

6. Altered on unrecorded and hidden…

religiousragings:

flyingninjapig:

kaizilla:

16andratchet:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

 The three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. 

where is this from?

the new show called “The Newsroom”

This has to be the most perfect video I’ve ever seen.

brilliant. ANOTHER!

This IS freaking brilliant.  We SHOULD BE the greatest country in the world.  We aren’t.  What do we have to do to get there again?